Unlike that attention whore, Oscar nabbing Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson decided to wait until AFTER the Oscar ceremony to announce that she was with child, even though statistically she may have been able to swing an Oscar nom for her lauded work in Her had she just dropped the bomb a few months sooner (reportedly she's five months along).
I kid, I kid...she probably wouldn't have been nominated regardless.
Oh, and I don't hate Natalie Portman or her Oscar win that much.
But YAY for ScarJo. She's going to be one hot mamma! Seriously, I happen to find pregnancy to be one of the most beautiful stages in a woman's life, and Scarlett is already the most beautiful woman in the world, so now she's only going to be THAT MUCH more beautiful! Congratulations Scarlett. I'd congratulate your man, but in my head you are still single and waiting for me to leave my wife and find you.
One day my love; one day.